Zombies in Plain English
Posted by on 15th, 2009
www.commoncraft.com www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com We’re worried about you and your brain this Halloween. It’s zombie season and we made this video to help you get through it, brain intact. See the zombiesurvivalwiki dot com for more zombie survival hints.
This is mostly true and it is a great concept for a zombie survival guide but zombies do not react to any types of weather of altitude… when you are bitten you are also going to have roughly 15 hours b4 you are fully a zombie… for more info about zombies read zombie survival guide!
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
If you like zombies click on my channel and watch “Survival Tactics”
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
its not real cause how could he post it XD
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
@MyrightNut909 Then wait to hear in the news that a Zombie Chuck norris destroyed all the other zombies and is destroying the world… XD
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
This video was shown in my school library on halloween. I laughed the whole time.
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
He sucks at acting. (at the end).
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
great video man. Your a good drawer
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
lol funny but my uncle is mike :O
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
@MyrightNut909 EXACTLY!!!! he can kill them by pointing his finger and yelling bang like he did with the german fighter plane
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
the way to end a zombie outbreak ……send in CHUCK NORRIS!!! and kick back with a cold beer
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
good job last part is weird
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT XD
Only some of those things will work and thats depend on what zombie story you take if its (left 4 Dead) most will work (dawn of the dead) non wil work See
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
he didnt mention the greatest weapon ever created for the zombie apocalypse, the katana. this guy just failed
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
@PdashT I meant 1:07
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
At times you sound like Snake from The Simpsons. 1:08
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
according to the zombie survival guide, zombies cannot run, they sort of just shuffle along at a slow pace, so you can easily outrun a zombie, however, unlike you, a zombie will never get tired, meaning you can run, but you cant hide. Also, i highly advise NOT using fire as a weapon against zombies unless they are somewhere in an open field. zombies on fire can take up to an hour to fully burn, and until they do, they will only set fire to anything they touch.
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Lol sounded like he splooged blood
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
@MrDiiick ahh thats a good one XD!!!
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
ew he came blood
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
muahwmuahw nice vid xD
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
they dont want brains, generally the whole idea of human flesh satisfies them
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
grenades at costco?!?!
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Yeah! I thought that too!
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
i dont think the living dead can exist, but zombies can! if you think a zombie and a living dead is the same thing. YOU ARE WRONG! a living dead is really slow, while a zombie travels at normal speed, it can run, because people that have the rage virus, are zombies, that can happen because scientists are making something that can make you be really angry, and act like a zombie, and ther gonna use for militar so they win the wars, but that can spread to civilian people, living dead cant exist!!!!
May 10th, 2010 at 3:20 pm